Bad To The WallaBone

to tune of “Bad to the Bone” by George Thorogood

parody by mizak

On the day the app launched
The devs all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the user they had found
The head dev spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
He could tell right away
That I was bad to the WallaBone

Bad to the WallaBone
Bad to the WallaBone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the WallaBone

I foraged a thousand spots
Before I met you
I'll forage a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the WallaBone
Bad to the WallaBone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the WallaBone

I make a cat woman beg
I'll make a good player raid
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young player squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the WallaBone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the WallaBone

And when I walk the streets
Players and Devs step aside
Every player I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the WallaBone
Bad to the WallaBone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the WallaBone