Devil Went Down to McKinney

to tune of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels

parody by mizak

The devil went down to McKinney
He was lookin' for a Walla-soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came upon this young man
Sawin' on a phone and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a Walla player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you

Now you play a pretty good game, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a WallaBee of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "my name's Robbie
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best WallaPlayer there's ever been."

Robbie, forage up your HC's and play your Walla hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in McKinney, and the devil deals the Walla cards
And if you win, you get this shiny WallaBee made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul

The devil opened up his app
And he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he swiped up his phone

Then he pulled his finger across the screen
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

[Insert Fiddle Music Here]

When the devil finished
Robbie said, "well, you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done."

He played Predator Pursuit run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Simple Son
Chick Cubimal in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your Sheepdog bite? No child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden WallaBee
On the ground at Robbie's feet

Robbie said, "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once you son of a biscuit
I'm the best that's ever been."

He played Predator Pursuit run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Simple Son
Chick Cubimal in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your Sheepdog bite? No child, no