All About That One

To the tune of All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor

parody by mizak

Because you know
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't go for number two
But I can take it, take it
Like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the collectors chase
And all the right items in all the right places

I see the designer workin' that Photoshop
We know that items ain't real
C'mon now, make it drop
If you got numbers, numbers, just raise 'em up
'Cause every set of yours is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your average
She says, "Players like a little low number to hold at night."
You know I won't be no high number chasing collecting guy
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One
Hey!

I'm bringing Itembrowser back
Go ahead and tell them number collectors that
No, I'm just playing. I know you think you've got stats
But I'm here to tell ya
Every set of yours is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your average
She says, "Players like a little low number to hold at night."
You know I won't be no high number chasing collecting guy
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One

Because you know I'm
All about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One

Because you know I'm
All about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One, no TDs
I'm all about that One
'Bout that One
'Bout that One, 'bout that One
Hey, hey, ooh
You know you like this One